After going on
about forty auditions, and playing in an abbreviated west coast version
of SGT. FRIDAY, Paul needed a kidney transplant.
Not because of the
move to the Pacific Coast, of course. This condition had been looming
since he was 13 or so. After the operation, he took his disability
money and financed a new demo, which had not only TRAXX’s Jim
Uselman on it, but Gonzo as well. He returned to L.A. and we started
hunting for bandmates.
Vocalist Marc
Anthoni appeared first, answering an ad of ours. "Musicians Wanted"
ads were risky things to put in the Music Connection, because
you never knew who or what was going to call. I spent an hour one
evening trying to avoid a drunken
manager
who was telling me how his girlfriend would be perfect for our band.
I’d like to have
that hour back on my death bed, please.
Marc
Anthoni
came by, liked us, we liked him and he suggested John Kunkel for the
drum spot. They had played together in the defunct glam outfit
HARLOT. Pete had sat in for us while were auditioning guys (he was
in another band at the time), so it clear to us we needed someone
permanent.
And
Kunkel it was. We boiled a set down, worked on our image and tried to
fit in the mid-80’s club scene. We were kind of an anomaly. We were
not glam, we were not metal, and we were not "street". So what were we?
Needing direction and playing to empty houses, that’s what. We called ourselves FRYDAY
after being convinced that SGT. FRIDAY was not in the stars.
Evidently our singer’s psychic told him that, and urged the change.
Welcome to L.A. We
shrugged, said "whatever", and moved on to rehearsing and setting up
live gigs.
At the time the "Pay
to Play" concept was in high gear in the city (did I just hear
somebody groan in
recognition?). Under this ideal, the promoter took almost none of the
risk for putting on the show. The
bands paid for the ads and the tickets, which were coyly termed
"pre-sale". And at twelve bucks a pop, your band
had to guarantee at least 100 sales. So, a struggling new band like FRYDAY
would have to fork over X% for magazine ad
costs and 1200 bucks for the gate. This money was to be given to the
promoter, in cash, weeks before the
show date.
It was a brilliant
scam. Imagine this going on in five different clubs around the city,
five nights a week, and
five bands on a bill. It adds up, doesn’t it?
What FRYDAY
spent in pre-sale could have financed our own album for local release.
Some bands did
great with it and sold all of the tickets and more, with no
problem. That wasn’t us. It started to make us even poorer very fast.
A gig in Anaheim
threw the last bit of dirt on
that fiscal coffin
lid. We went down to
open for Leatherwolf
and Warrant and we drew a crowd of nyet (if you do not include
our girlfriends and crew, then the count was eight). It was time for other options.
Grasping
career survival,
I became an
L.A.
"Band Remora". I must have played in and around fifteen bands in a two
year period, feeding off of everything from ex-label artists to ex-porn
stars as personnel. Some great, some just appallingly awful, some
naked. (Well, not naked, but you thought that after I mentioned the
porn star, didn’t you?)
It was starting to
get distracting when a singer I met at a video store
recommended I meet his
drummer. They were just leaving their band and maybe we three could
get something going.
Sure, I said to
him. (Man this sounds familiar, I said to myself.) Where and when?
Meet me at
Anthony’s apartment, tomorrow night. He lives in North Hollywood.
OK, see you there.